By OUR MAN IN MUNICH
HARRY KANE cemented his status as football’s ultimate goal-machine by smashing his 500th career goal during a clinical 3-0 demolition of Werder Bremen.
The England skipper didn’t just move the needle; he broke it.
On a night where the Weserstadion was supposed to be a bear pit, Kane turned it into his personal playground, bagging a brilliant brace to reach the historic half-millennium milestone.
From the first whistle, Bayern’s big-game hunters looked like they were playing on a different planet.
Jamal Musiala, the mazy-running magician, was at his scintillating best, dancing through the Bremen midfield like they were training cones.
It was Musiala’s trickery that won the penalty for the opener. Up stepped the man of the hour.
Kane, cooler than a Bavarian beer, sent the keeper the wrong way to notch his 300th league goal and career number 500.
But Harry wasn’t done. Just three minutes later, he silenced the home crowd again, guiding a majestic long-range effort into the corner with the precision of a master watchmaker.
While Kane grabbed the headlines, Leon Goretzka reminded everyone why he’s the powerhouse of this Bayern engine room. Dominating the turf and winning every scrap, Goretzka capped a “Man of the Match” worthy display by ghosting into the box in the 70th minute to poke home the third and kill the contest stone dead.
Bremen had no answer. Every time they tried to breathe, Min-Jae Kim was there to snuff out the fire, proving why he is the “Monster” at the heart of Vincent Kompany’s defense.
The win restores Bayern’s six-point cushion at the top of the Bundesliga, sending a chilling message to the chasing pack.
With Kane scoring every 68 minutes this season, the rest of Germany isn’t just chasing a team—they’re chasing a legend in his prime.
As the full-time whistle blew, the traveling Munich fans were singing one name.
He’s one of their own now, and with 500 goals in the bank, Harry Kane is officially the gold standard.
