By Our Religion Correspondent
VENICE, ITALY — It is a sound that has echoed through the historic canals of Venice for centuries: the solemn, resonant chime of a church bell calling the faithful to reflection.
But visitors to this year’s prestigious Venice Biennale were left rubbing their eyes in sheer disbelief this week when they realized exactly what—or rather, who—was making that holy racket.
In a stunt that has completely split the art world down the middle, a naked female performer transformed herself into a living, breathing, swinging church bell clapper.
Dangling completely starkers and upside down from the rafters of the Austrian pavilion, the nimble artist used her own body weight to fling herself back and forth, smashing into the metal rim to sound the chimes.
The display, part of Austria’s official entry into the world-famous contemporary art exhibition, has left tourists and locals alike asking one very loud question: Is this actually art, or have we finally reached peak madness?
’I Thought I’d Had One Too Many Proseccos!’
For the thousands of art lovers flocking to the floating city, the exhibition was certainly memorable. Traditionalists looking for stunning oil paintings or elegant sculptures were instead greeted by the sight of a completely bare bottoms and swinging limbs echoing through the pavilion.
”I thought I’d had one too many glasses of midday Prosecco,” said Brenda Mullins, 54, a holidaymaker from Essex who stumbled into the pavilion. “You expect to see some weird things at these modern art shows, but a lady using her bare front to ring a giant bell wasn’t on my itinerary. It’s definitely a head-turner, but I’m not sure it’s what Michelangelo had in mind.”
Others were more impressed by the sheer physical stamina required to keep the chimes ringing.
”The core strength alone is magnificent,” argued 28-year-old art student Pierre Dubois from Paris. “It challenges our perception of the human body as an instrument. She is quite literally embodying the sound. It’s beautiful, raw, and deeply moving.”
Moving? Perhaps. But for many locals in the deeply religious region, using religious imagery and church-style bells for a nude stunt is pushing the boundaries a step too far.
To understand how a naked woman ended up acting as a human bell part, you have to understand the Venice Biennale.
Founded way back in 1895, the Biennale is the Olympics of the art world. Countries from all over the globe build their own dedicated pavilions to showcase their most cutting-edge cultural talents. But in recent decades, the event has become less about traditional beauty and far more about “shock value.”
This isn’t the first time the festival has caused a massive stir:
Artists have previously filled pavilions with live farm animals.
Massive piles of literal rubbish have been displayed as “commentaries on consumerism.”
In 1999, artist Maurizio Cattelan famously shocked audiences by burying a fake Pope under a meteor.
Austria, in particular, has a fierce reputation for “Actionism”—a movement from the 1960s that used the naked human body, blood, and extreme performance to break social taboos.
By replacing a traditional metal clapper with a living, nude woman, the creators of the Austrian pavilion are firmly tipping their hats to that controversial heritage.
The organizers claim the piece is a profound commentary on the “objectification of the female form” and the “restraints of traditional institutions.”
As the debate rages on outside the pavilion, the performance continues, one bruising swing at a time. The anonymous performer shows no signs of stopping, despite what must be an incredibly sore set of ribs by the end of the day.
Whether you view it as a profound piece of cultural genius or just another case of the “Emperor’s New Clothes” where nobody wants to admit the artist is literally stark naked, it has achieved exactly what Biennale art is supposed to do. It has everyone talking.
As one amused British tourist put it while exiting into the Venetian sunshine: “Well, it beats going to a boring old museum, doesn’t it? Though I don’t think I’ll be replacing my doorbell at home with one anytime soon!”

