Emmanuel Ukudolo l Saturday, June 29, 2019
LAGOS, Nigeria – Nobel laureate, Professor Wole Soyinka has spoken for the first time, laying to rest the hullabaloo surrounding his taking a passenger’s seat in an unidentified airline.
Professor Wole Soyinka however stunned many who have used the opportunity offered by the incident to pontificate on African culture, tradition and values which emphasize ultimate respect for the elderly, irrespectively of the circumstance.
Instead of indulging Nigerians, the reverred professor of literature is calling for punitive measures and wants to be used as the first to be so punished for sitting on a wrong seat. But he does not see it as punishment but a humanitarian getures to raise funds for charity.
He feels the punishment should be imposed even if the wrong seat is taken for just one second.
“Those who permit themselves to be persuaded, even for one second that I, Wole Soyinka, having wrongly identified a seat number like millions of travellers all the time, and all over the the world, would then attempt to consolidate the error in any form, through act, word, or gesture, qualify to be the first beneficiaries of this vastly improved humanitarian policy”, he said.
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“I don’t know how much airlines succeed in raising for their charity drives through those envelopes they distribute to passengers into which their captive donors are exhorted to deposit their loose change before disembarking.
“Such monies are then distributed to worthy causes all over the world, especially in the pursuit of health. What I am convinced of is that they would generate a hundred times more if they were more creative.
“For instance, they could impose a fine on passengers who take the wrong seat on boarding, even for a second. One can only rejoice in the thought of such benefits to humanity in its efforts to eradicate all kinds of diseases, especially malnutrition, and ensure the supply of nutrients that prevent the premature onset of brain impairment.
“Those who permit themselves to be persuaded, even for one second that I, Wole Soyinka, having wrongly identified a seat number like millions of travellers all the time, and all over the the world, would then attempt to consolidate the error in any form, through act, word, or gesture, qualify to be the first beneficiaries of this vastly improved humanitarian policy”, he said.
WOLE SOYINKA
