Admin l Tuesday, December 03, 2019
LAGOS, Nigeria – Lagos rats are now millionaire, especially those privilege to infiltrate areas very close to the seat of power in Alausa.
The rats we gathered invaded the massive home of the Iyaloja General of Nigeria, Madam Folashade Tinubu-Ojo and made the strong room where millions are kept their abode.
According to sources very close to Alausa, the rats made a meal of N3 million kept in the strong room and completely deformed the money rendering them unacceptable for any transaction.
We gathered that the Iyaloja was embarrased when she ordered her aides to go into the strong room and fetch her some cash only to be faced with the stark reality that the money kept in the vault has been rendered completely useless.
We were informed that the Iyaloja delibrately keeps fund at home to make it easy for her to settle market leaders who visit regularly for one problem or the other.